The XBox

I guess I'm still living in the 80's, maybe the nineties. The boy turns 14 next week and he graduates from Jr.High the following week. Those events are major milestones for a young lad and huge milestones for me. Why? Because it means I haven't fucking strangled him to death yet.
The present for the birthday was an Xbox, no not a 360, just a plain old XBox. He was supposed to get it this upcoming Tuesday, instead he got it last night. Why? His Mother left the links to some games in her favorites (5 games all the same site, why she needed to save the individual pages is beyond me) and he stumbled upon them in her favorites while on her computer since he is grounded forever from his own PC. He asked and we couldn't deny, so we gave it to him early. The thing is fucking amazing. The Simpsons game was kind of lame, but this game we got him called Chase looks promising. He's got a couple more games coming on his actual birthday, so we'll see how those pan out. I have a feeling that I'll probably get more use out of it than he does, he only wanted it because the neighborhood kids all have them. He's not into games and his co-ordination is as bad as mine. Some how I survived. So anyway, it's amazing how far these games have come and amazing how far they haven't come. The last system I had was a Sega Genesis 16 bit some 15 years ago. The graphics are arguably better. But the games still seem pretty pointless for the novice user. It's not until you get way up there that I'm sure the cooler shit will make itself known. This Xbox was refurbished and cost like $165 plus all the games. A steal compared to the new ones that are going for $500. For $500 that game better have a portal for me to shove my dick into and get a virtual blow job. Of course a real blow job would be even better. But this would be kind of like a high tech glory hole. You get a nice hummer while looking at the virtual chick on the screen actually blowing you. Now that I would invest $500 in. Hell, I'd probably pay $75 a disc for new chicks to look at! What would one call that system? A Sex-Box?