I wish I cold quit you

What the fuck? Heath Ledger's dead?
Who the fuck cares? Actually, I do. 28 years old is too young for anyone to check out. Whether intentional or not, it sucks. Personally, I think it was the stress of Hollywood freaking him out causing the sleepless nights and he just over did it with Ambien. The dude could act too, much beyond his most famous performance in Bareback Mountme. I just saw a flick called Candy that he was in, it was a great movie about heroin addiction. Not a real well known film, but every bit the drug movie that Less Than Zero was, in my opinion. Check it out sometime.

I love my job, but the scratch is a little light. Sure, I gots enough to pay da bills, but I have no BUZZ money. It's for that reason that I'm taking my Karaoke show on the road. I've got a pretty cool set up, 6 channel amp, two decent PA speakers, DVD player and 13,000 songs. Part of me wants to do it, and part doesn't. I'm gonna shoot for booking week nights, so it doesn't fuck up my weekend partying schedule. I mean who the fuck cares if you're a little tired at work, as long as your weekends aren't fucked up!

I'll take some pictures of my gigs and post 'em here when they happen.

Too soon to make fun of Britney?

No fucking way!!!!

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It's good to be the asshole customer for a change!

Well, I finally did it today.After much debate and one previous phone call to upgrade my radios for free, I called Sirius to cancel my two subscriptions.

B: I would like to cancel my service

S: Why are you cancelling?

B: My two radios have been acting up, and I can't afford to re-up for a year AND buy two new radios.

S: How about if I send you two new radios, credit your account $50, send you two free Fm Transmitter adapters and two install cards?

B: Uhm, okay, what type of radios? I don't want crappy radios.S: Starmate4B: Wait a minute, you're going to do all that just to retain me?

S: YepB: OK, Done!

So that's the tip kids, call to cancel and they'll give you the world. That's $440 worth of goods and services, just so I can pay $176 on what should be a $226 subscription. I called everyone I know to tell them to do the same, and next year I'll do it again, just for 3 months free!

Takin a Whopper away from the hood is like making me get a full time fucking job!

My buddy Thursday sent this shit to me, I figured I had to share it with you!

Enjoy Muthafuckas!

I'm glad that the Holidays are over

I mean, who the hell ISN'T happy they're over? Sure, they were nice, we spent too much money, and I had a few relaxing weeks in a row. However, I'm glad to be getting back to business. Nothing sucks more than trying to get something done at work, only to receive " I'll be out of the office through 01/01/08 or some bullshit date! Unless I'm out of the office, YOU should be in the office. Fuck YOU!!!!

Say Hello to my friend Disco Dot! He was on the cruise ship that we were recently on, working at the Johnny Rockets. Those fucking guys work like animals! We went there for lunch when they opened at 1:00 and then went back with my sister and her clan at 1:00am and it was entirely the same crew! Now THERE'S a work ethic!

It's pretty cool though that they had a Johnny Rockets on board the ship. The best part about it, is it was 100% authentic. The bad part about it, was it cost an extra caover charge to eat there, even though food is included on the cruise. They also charge in addition to the cover for milkshakes. FUck it, we had A $500 bar bill going, so what's an extra $15 more?

In addition to one Wii and one Pug for the kid's Christmases, we decided to "adopt" our pug's brother from Jewel's sister-in-law. There are now two of them shitting up the place. They are cute as hell though. Here's baby Jewel and her two newest "babies".