Wow do I suck

I guess the place is closed until I can be motivated to write again!

Mr. Procrastination

What the hell can I say? It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long, lonely,lonely, lonely, lonely,lonely......time. Life has been busy as shit. I've been working hard, playing hard and doing some part time side work, that appears to have dried up. Now enter the upcoming lawn work and my Sundays will be shot too. I will try to do better than 3 week gaps, but don't count on it.

Took the lawn mower out of storage for the first time in 4 years yesterday (I used to have a service, now I don't). It took longer to tune it up and get it running than it took to cut the damn grass. But tune it up I did. Plug, air cleaner, oil change, new blade, new gas, the thing runs mint. Back to one-pull starting, just as new. Good thing it is a Craftsman with a Briggs and Stratton motor. An MTD or Lawn Boy may not have survived the storage.

Got really trashed Friday night, saying good bye to a bar called Sentimental Journey after bowling. Sure it was a dive spot, and the bathroom smelled like piss, but it was "home". Okay, not home, but it's relatively close to home and we always had a good time there. Owner has cancer, and it's too much for her to keep running it. I don't see recovery in her future, as she still smokes like a chimney and drinks like a fish. Too bad, her bar will be missed. Probably more than she will be missed, but I digress.

Well, tht's enough for now.
See ya in 3 weeks.

Quick Note

Sorry I haven't posted lately, been really busy.

Don't foget to tune in to AKA tonight, Jimmy, aka Dr.T and I are hosting Perv Wednesday from 8-12 EST tonight!!!

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After a long hiatus, I believe I will be doing a show on AKA tonight from 8-10 EST. Check it out, I have 9 months+ of not doing a show in me, which means pent up energy that must be exhausted!If I'm not there, I changed my mind!

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Well that didn't work

As many of you know, I bowl on Friday nights. As you also may know, I pretty well suck with a 128 average....not good at all.
I recently (when I had been drinking) surmised that my bowling progressively got better as the evenings progressed. My rationale is that I thought less about the game as I drink more, so the logical solution was to be more drunk for the beginning of the evening, just to loosen up. I recently acquired Fridays off in exchange for working Sundays, so the opportunity was there yesterday to get liquored up and test my theory. A buddy of mine came over, and we proceeded to shoot pool and drink starting at 2:00. The idea was to hang for a couple hours take a little nap, have another beer then go bowling. What actually happened was 9 beers in three hours, going straight to bowling and having 4 or 5 more.
Needless to say the night was a complete bust and I was safely tucked in bed by 10:00pm. I don't have many recollections, except that my high game was a fucking 98.

Should I test the bowling totally sober theory next week? NAH!

I don't give a fuck

I can't get motivated today. Really I haven't been motivated in awhile. Some may call it laziness, but I just can't seem to focus on work today. Could it be the difference in jobs? Could it be that I feel like I'm not really doing anything anyway, so fuck it? Could it be that I took a mass pay cut?

Yeah it could be any of those things, but fuck it. I'll write here instead.

Shit, now I'm not even motivated to do that.....

Later!

I owe you fuckers a post

Yeah, this time almost 3 weeks have gone by. Gosh, I suck at this thing, fricking IDIOT!
At least I didn't go private and forget to invite people, then I'd be a major league asshole.

SO much has gone on since I last posted, perhaps that's why I haven't ben available. We went on a cruise on Valentines Day for 5days/4 nights. Well, really, since we left on THursday at 4pm, does that really count as a day? Granted we were on the boat at around 1:00pm, so it's definitely half a day. Then we returned on Monday, and were off the boat by 10:00am. So that doesn't really count as a day either. So if there were truth in advertising, it would be a 4 night-3 day-1/2 day and 1/4 day trip. Whatever, who gives a fuck?
Things were awesome until Sunday, when BUZZ meister started to get the cold that Jewel had allegedly left at home, but then picked up again on Friday. Come to think of it, we went with like 18 people and at least half of us were sick in some form or the other, either on the cruise or shortly thereafter returning. And mine lingered, I'm still a little nasal congested, and only started hearing normally this past Wednesday. Still, I think a good time was had by all, but not as good as it was last year when we did it for mine and Jewel's wedding vow renewal on a different cruise line. This time the service kind of blew, and my younger brother had some security issues regarding his and his daughter's boarding passes. We've sailed this line before, not this boat, and have never seen any cruise line so unresponsive in foxing things up, or at least greasing the proverbial palm. Nothing....nada....zilch. My brother-in-law came in third in a karaoke contest, which was great. No, his winning wasn't great, what was great was that it really pissed off my older brother who's a retired Elvis impersonator. The poor bastard didn't even make the finals. Of course he had every excuse in the book, including the judges. THAT is what made it so great. Yeah, I didn't place either, but I wasn't drunk enough at the points that I sang songs that I really need to be drunk to sing. One of which was "Play that Funky Music", which the crowd loved, but the judges didn't. Then the second night I tried "Wanted Dead or Alive", and agree that it wasn't finals worthy. Se la vis. I should have done my signature song, which was "Vehicle", but I did it the first night and it wasn't a contest night.
Then on the last night they had this 80's tribute thing and I got to lip sync to Aerosmith's "walk This Way", that was actually pretty cool. The crowd loved it. When Jewel forks over the pics, I'll post them. It's been 17 years since I had so much hair.

Well, tht's enough for this installment of the life and times of BUZZ, so adios bitches! I will attempt to post once a day this week, to try to catch up on shit and just get in the habit of posting again. Don't count on it though.....