The year of the dog

They're every fucking where!
First my sister in law gets a pug and then she gets a toy chihuaha. We get a pug for my daughter and then the same sister in law gets the two left from that same litter and gets rid of the toy chihuaha. Today, my sister just went and bought a peekaneese poodle mix. They stopped over with Bruno earlier today, they were here about 10 minutes and now my wife is sneezing away. Damn. Good thing she's not allergic to our pug.

Christmas was awesome, albeit over budget. Jewel and I don't exchange gifts, we just buy something we both want. This year it was a cruise and a 32" flat screen for the bedroom.
That being said, the bulk of my presents are scored from her side of the family as my side mostly does cheap thoughtful couples gifts. Normally, that doesn't bode well for your Good Ol' Uncle Buzz, until this year that is. I got a boss 24V Black and Decker drill, a high quality traveling pool cue and an industrial quality deep fryer. All in all, not bad year.
The cue will be used next time I play pool, if I weren't so lazy, I'd meander downstairs and play a game, but most likely won't. The drill is being charged awaiting the next project and the deep fryer was used for the first time last night.
I fried up some tortillas, sprinkled them with sugar and cinnamon and made some pretty damn tasty cinnamon crisps, just like the ones scored at Taco Bell, but better!
Tomorrow morning, I'll be making donuts for breakfast. I love this fryer, but it may just be the death of me.
Hope all of your Holidays were as ass-kicking as mine.
Feel free to post your "scores" here on the BUZZ.

No time

I'm busier than shit, but it's been a week since I posted, so here's a joke!!!

A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her shiny new bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over, handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation, and said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a
reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."

Well shit

What up hombres?
We be back from the Carribean and the weather sucks! Cold, sloppy, and now snowing. ECH! I'm going back.
We finally broke down and bought baby Jewel a puppy pug. Rosie is her name. I hope she doesn't grow up to be a big fat lesbian bitch!
Well, gotta go spray all of my shit with bitter apple so the fucking thing doesnt eat everything!

See Ya!

Well, the BUZZ blog is now officially closed!
Asta, see ya, afterwhile crocodile, syanara suckhole! Well, at least until Tuesday.
We are leaving in mere moments to hopefully jump on a plane and head to Miami, where we'll be jumping on a boat bound for the Bahamas!
Ahhhhh 80 degrees, at least for 4 days. NICE!
I'm gonna have 4 portions of chicken, no skin.

Oh the weather outside.....

Is fucking great!!!
Seems like 4-6 inches of that white shit, and for the first time ever, I'm indoors! Sure, I just got inside from snowblowing, but I have nowhere to be. That 2-stage snowblower I brought home from work sucks, I may have to break out the little Toro that I had for home here. It seemed to take forever and doesn't do as good a job as the little one does. Only problem being, it's in the storage unit under my deck.....in the backyard. Fuck it, I'll live.
So anyway, in years past I was out trying to maneuver myself and 23+ drivers through this shit just to get people's papers to them on time. Papers that would inevitably get pushed into a snow bank from a plow, or chewed up by a snowblower. Not this year. This year I was up early, checking on all of my delivery contractors to make sure THEY were up maneuvering themselves and their people through this shit. I did a quick report and then went out and cleared the driveway. The best part of this new gig, is they give me a laptop and wireless card so I can communicate from anywhere. They also give me a Blackberry so I can see e-mail when enroute somewhere. God forbid I miss an e-mail or not be able to respond for 30 minutes. Anyway, home technically falls under the realm of anywhere, so I will be staying here at least until rush hour is over.
Life is good!