Rainy Holidays

Fucking rain.
That's all I gotta say. Ok maybe not all, but it's a good start. Had plans to have some friends up to chill in the backyard, play some bags, maybe some ladder ball, maybe a dip in the pool. It's fucking 65 degrees and raining. There were other plans as well for earlier in the day including running the gas and electrical lines from the pool to the house so we can commence in afore mentioned deck construction. Instead, I am sitting here pounding out another masterpiece for you to read. And they are masterpieces, ok maybe not all of them. Ok maybe not any of them, but I sense a Home Run coming soon. Ok maybe not tomorrow, maybe not next Tuesday, but there is a fucking gem inside of me that will have you howling like a little school girl. I guess it will be time and circumstances that help coax it out. Maybe I'll take some drunken pictures tonight and post them for your enjoyment. Maybe I won't. Maybe some really hot chick will read this blog for years anonymously and become so enamored that she hunts me down, finds me, captures me and turns me into her sex slave. Maybe not, I'm married and would never let that happen. Unless the wife could watch, now THAT would be something. A scheme between two willing and able women to turn me into nothing but a sex object. Then after the thirty seconds that I would last for, they would turn their attentions to one another and all three of us would be the happy campers. See, that's what most guys wish for: Their wives agreeing to and becoming willing participants in a threesome. Not me, not anymore. It's hard enough for a fat lazy guy like me to keep one girl satisfied, I couldn't imagine havin to bring two of them to the brink of bliss, simultaneously. Plus with all the added stimulation, I probably only would have thirty seconds of stamina. Which would make for one very tired tongue and some very tired fingers. Where was I again? Oh yeah it's fucking raining outside, the wife is at a graduation and we have friends coming over in an hour. Maybe I should get in the shower in case it turns into an orgy.