Saturday in the Park!

What can one say about the weekend, other than "Hey Bud, Let's Party".
I love Jeff Spiccoli, he is everythig I wanted to be as I was growing up. I did my damnedest to get it done. Sure, I didn't have the long blonde hair, nor did I surf, nor was I pencil thin, but I tried making up for all that in what I smoked. I think I was pretty successful, hence the name "BUZZ". Anyway, the weekend is upon us, and I need some cervezas. I had a few last night, not a ton though. I'm hoping tonight makes up for that, I'm sure it will. I've been drinking MGD for years and NEVER stray, unless absolutely pertinent to my buzz.
You gotta give credit to the dude who invented beer. I don't just mean a casual kudos to Amber Bock von Ale Barley Hops the third or whoever the fuck it was, I mean a full scale fucking celebration. We're talking parades, floats, days off work, National Give Your kid a Kegger day, shit like that. And why not? Beer is the ultimate equalizer and has been getting ugly people laid for years. It's also been the foundation of many a backyard project and the lifeblood of self-moving. Of course it's also the reason for many a fucked up construction project and quite possibly the cause of the leaning tower of Piza. Of course that's merely speculation, it was probably wine.
Anyway, it is YOUR civic duty to crack open a nice tall cold one and pay homage to three green little frogs and those dudes who do the Real American Heroes commercials. I'm counting on YOU, America to do your part!!!