I owe you fuckers a post

Yeah, this time almost 3 weeks have gone by. Gosh, I suck at this thing, fricking IDIOT!
At least I didn't go private and forget to invite people, then I'd be a major league asshole.

SO much has gone on since I last posted, perhaps that's why I haven't ben available. We went on a cruise on Valentines Day for 5days/4 nights. Well, really, since we left on THursday at 4pm, does that really count as a day? Granted we were on the boat at around 1:00pm, so it's definitely half a day. Then we returned on Monday, and were off the boat by 10:00am. So that doesn't really count as a day either. So if there were truth in advertising, it would be a 4 night-3 day-1/2 day and 1/4 day trip. Whatever, who gives a fuck?
Things were awesome until Sunday, when BUZZ meister started to get the cold that Jewel had allegedly left at home, but then picked up again on Friday. Come to think of it, we went with like 18 people and at least half of us were sick in some form or the other, either on the cruise or shortly thereafter returning. And mine lingered, I'm still a little nasal congested, and only started hearing normally this past Wednesday. Still, I think a good time was had by all, but not as good as it was last year when we did it for mine and Jewel's wedding vow renewal on a different cruise line. This time the service kind of blew, and my younger brother had some security issues regarding his and his daughter's boarding passes. We've sailed this line before, not this boat, and have never seen any cruise line so unresponsive in foxing things up, or at least greasing the proverbial palm. Nothing....nada....zilch. My brother-in-law came in third in a karaoke contest, which was great. No, his winning wasn't great, what was great was that it really pissed off my older brother who's a retired Elvis impersonator. The poor bastard didn't even make the finals. Of course he had every excuse in the book, including the judges. THAT is what made it so great. Yeah, I didn't place either, but I wasn't drunk enough at the points that I sang songs that I really need to be drunk to sing. One of which was "Play that Funky Music", which the crowd loved, but the judges didn't. Then the second night I tried "Wanted Dead or Alive", and agree that it wasn't finals worthy. Se la vis. I should have done my signature song, which was "Vehicle", but I did it the first night and it wasn't a contest night.
Then on the last night they had this 80's tribute thing and I got to lip sync to Aerosmith's "walk This Way", that was actually pretty cool. The crowd loved it. When Jewel forks over the pics, I'll post them. It's been 17 years since I had so much hair.

Well, tht's enough for this installment of the life and times of BUZZ, so adios bitches! I will attempt to post once a day this week, to try to catch up on shit and just get in the habit of posting again. Don't count on it though.....