This must be a week of firsts!

WTF?!?!?!?!
I spent Wednesday night (Thursday morning) outside of a fucking K-Mart looking for the hardest fucking toy there is to find this year.
Jewel and I decided, what the hell, let's give the kids a great Chrsitmas since we may not have funds to do so again for awhile.
****I must be vague here, as the oldest one may very well know this URL and could be one of those lurkers you always hear about. No, I don't mean the type of lurker who turns out to be a faegala, just a lurker trying to figure out what he's getting for Christmas.*****
Ok, now that I've satisfied the legal department with the disclaimer, on with the story. So we decide last night to get one or maybe both of the kids the Mother of all gifts. Only problem is that it is nowhere man.... nowhere man please listen you don't know what you're missing.....(fucking dyslexia) so we decide to pursue it last night to no avail. The dude at Kmart does tell us that it is available on Thanksgiving and they will be open. SWEET! Or so I thought, I figgered we'd walz back in around 7:00 when they opened plunk down our cash in a scarcely populated store and we'd be done. Nope, doesn't work that way my friends. So, Jewel convinces me we need to be at K-Mart at 3:00am to wait outside for the fucking thing, but I convince her we'll awake at 3:00 and get there at 4:00. Ok, cool we arrive there at 4:00 sit outside until 6:00 and the store manager comes up and asks the rather large crowd what we're wating for and then announces they only had 8 of our gifts and everyone else is fucked. Ok, so I'm paraphrasing. Turns out we were #10 and Jewel was right....Motherfucker! I hate when she wins.
So the darling wife is out right now hoping to score for tomorrow, but at least this is a 24 hour Meijer with indoor waiting. I would go with but I have to work tomorrow.
God speed Jewel!