Saturday, August 18, 2007

baby baby baby baby baaaaaaaby!

Nothing better then hearing the Zep belting out that vocal....NOTHING!
Well, maybe sex, but that's only if her mouth is full and I can't hear anything, except maybe some gurgling. You ever notice that they use the word baby alot in Rock & Roll? heheheh yeah that's cool!

Saturday morning and hear I am. Received a call from Largeus Asseus (Latin term for fat bastard) that someone hasn't shown up. As I was cruising down to work here, I got another call from Rotundeous Maximus that the dude is on his way. FUCK! I could have slept another 4 hours, easy. So here I am, boring you with the details! All the details and nothing but the details!

Dad got into town last night for 10 days, staying with my sister for a couple, me for a couple then my younger brother for a few. I got to see him last night, albeit unscheduled. We were at a BBQ at the neighbor's and sis calls that her Caddy broke down at work, so being the ultra-cool brother that I am, I went to get her and Bro-in-law. In the meantime my brother showed up with Dad at her office so I took all 4 of them home. The plan was I guess for sis and bro-in-law to head to brother's house and get Dad, but the fucking Cadillac fucked all that up. It worked out well though, as we all went back to the BBQ and ate and drank hardily. I hardly know these people either, as my wife's brother set the whole thing up. It was kind of cool. After that I took the 3 of them home and shot pool til midnight, getting a little tanked in the process. Note to self, don't drink and drive in strange autos, as it takes awhile to get used to them. 'Nuff said.
Baby Jewel is cheerleading her first football game today at 3:00, so that should be fun. Then it's pool party at the house of BUZZ after that for all the family! Should be a riot!

Well, that be enough details for today! Talk at ya on da flip side, bitch!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

D-dude:

You're gonna stand there while your vistal virgin Jewelette sits hoisted overhead sitting on the palm of this strong kid's hand during touchdown celebration as she excitedly waves the pom-pom with one leg bent?

BUZZ said...

It's second grade dude, there will be no hoisting. The best she'll do is a pyramid with three other girls.


God that's sick!